Monday, October 26, 2009

Some photos for you...

Most of these are stolen from other people.. but I was there, I swear! I'm just really bad at taking pictures.


The Churches:
The smallest volcano in North America:

(This is right next to the school where I teach Comput


Cholula, the view:


Lucha Libre:




The flags at UDLAP:

Mexican Independence Day, Mexico City:


The pyramid and Cholula ruins:



The running of the Bulls in Humantla:

(there's a bull in here)


Acapulco:




(It says "My man doesn't need turtle balls")

Saturday, October 17, 2009

They got jokes...

So here are some jokes that Mexicans have told me... I kid you not.

1) There are an American, a Mexican, a Russian and a Columbian on a train.
The Columbian snorts some coke and then throws it out the window. Everyone on the train is astonished, but he says "It doesn't matter, we have a lot of it in my country."
Next, the Russian pulls out a bottle of expensive vodka and takes a swig. He then throws the rest out of the window. Again, everyone is shocked, but he says "No, it doesn't matter, we've got a lot of it in my country."
So the American throws the Mexican out the window.

2) What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
..... Juan on Juan.

3) Why don't Mexicans cross the border in threes?
...Because it says no trespassing.